you're a wolf

Sep 02 2014
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flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
— Kendra Wells (via marykateandashleyfanclub)

(Source: mysharona1987, via sashimigrade)

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ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

(via itsbeartime)

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mandatoryupgrades:

Things Tumblr users need to stop romanticising:

  • smoking
  • taking pictures of strangers without permission
  • fleeting eye contact
  • using too much soap
  • Soviet Russia
  • the feeling of drying off with a damp towel
  • the sound of a roomful of people simultaneously coughing
  • this weird rock I found at the bottom of my garden
  • the yawning void of empty space that exists beneath every McDonalds parking lot
  • owls

(via a-landfullof-wonder)

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malformalady:

The ‘Dissected Cake’ made by the cake artists at the Conjurer’s Kitchen

malformalady:

The ‘Dissected Cake’ made by the cake artists at the Conjurer’s Kitchen

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imaginethebutts:

"what did you do over summer?" “disappoint my parents"

(Source: earthdad, via a-landfullof-wonder)

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